It appears to me that the massive public outpouring of support for Ken will soon attract the attention of certain down-market tabloids and it would not be fitting for my flock to see that I am an ardent racing afficionado.

I will therefore adopt a lower profile for a few days to avoid any unwanted publicity.

After all, I didn't get where I am today by attracting the unwanted attention of down-market tabloids.

I will begin a period of solitary confinement and reflection in my cell and pray in earnest for the second coming of CountryKen.